In this episode:

• a roll call of our listeners,
• the New York Jets vs. the Indianapolis Colts,
• Jimmy the Greek,
• weird comments on our Steven Seagal Hall of Lame post,
• Steven Seagal vs. Jean-Claude Van Damme,
• Van Damme’s return to professional kickboxing,
• celebrity boxing (Dustin Diamond vs. Dustin Hoffman and Dennis Rodman vs. Dennis Haskins),
• the Japanese believing Sony products break on purpose,
• pieces of the white Apple Macbook cracking off,
• Rob’s switch from the iPhone 3G to a free Pantech Reveal,
• a video of Pee-wee Herman using the Apple iPad,
• a fan dub of the G1 Transformers episode Scramble City,
• Alan Alda as the voice of Bumblebee,
• a Frank Welker fan site,
• Michael Bay’s belief that superheroes don’t wear masks,
• Dr. Phil as the voice of Optimus Prime,
• and George Lucas re-releasing the Star Wars movies in 3D.

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Cheri Oteri and Mark Linn-Baker (Cousin Larry Appleton from Perfect Strangers) have their own new web show, Liza Life Coach:

http://www.lizalifecoach.com/

It’s pretty good so far and I’m curious to see where they go with it. Here’s the first full episode…Mark’s character Joe experiences the Paunch bad luck!

Lucky Joe Won the Lottery But He Doesn’t Want to Cash In (7:27)

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I’m a huge fan of the National Lampoon’s Vacation movies. Out of the blue, Chevy Chase and Beverly D’Angelo returned to their roles as Clark and Ellen Griswold. They even brought out a brand new Family Truckster!

The commercial appeared during the Super Bowl, but turns out homeaway.com filmed a full short film (14 minutes)! It’s pretty funny.

There’s also a behind the scenes video of YouTube here.

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In this episode:

• updates to the Paunch Stevenson Show web site,
• Rob’s phones vs. email vs. text messaging rant,
• Jay Leno and Conan O’Brien’s NBC nonsense,
• Rob’s late night talk show rant,
• Bernie Madoff and Wall Street,
• the price of baseball card packs,
• the upcoming movie The A-Team (2010) starring Liam Neeson,
• NBC’s upcoming TV show remake The Rockford Files,
• the upcoming movie remake Caesar: Planet of the Apes (2010),
• the upcoming movie remake Ghosts of Mars (2010) remake,
• the upcoming movie Spider-Man: The Teenage Years (2011) starring Michael Cera,
• Louie Anderson on Facebook and Twitter,
• Hulk Hogan,
• Microsoft’s Project Natal,
• a Steven Seagal video game,
• and 3D HDTVs.

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In this episode:

• our movie review of Avatar (2009) in IMAX 3D,
• our movie review of It’s Complicated (2009) starring Alec Baldwin,
• the upcoming Mad Max movie Fury Road (2011) not starring Mel Gibson,
• the upcoming movie The Kung Fu Kid (2010) starring Jaden Smith and Jackie Chan,
• Barcade in Brooklyn,
• downloading and converting Flash videos with RealPlayer,
• creating an anaglyph (red and blue) 3D image in Photoshop,
• Steven Seagal’s TV show Lawman,
• the new TV show Conspiracy Theory with Jesse Ventura,
• the Montel Williams HealthMaster blender,
• our review of Shout! Factory’s The Transformers: 25th Anniversary Matrix of Leadership Edition DVD boxed set,
• 1980s Transformers G1 voice actors (Michael Bell, Frank Welker, Jack Angel, etc.),
• azrael723’s gigantic Transformers costumes,
• our review of Ghostbusters (1984) on Blu-ray,
• repurchasing music and movies,
• YouTube videos loading too slowly,
• the Lame Idiot of 2009,
• The Hangover (2009) starring Zach Galifianakis,
• an email from the fake George Harrison,
• and celebrity deaths (Brittany Murphy and George Michael).

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A pretty bad year for Tiger Woods, but more than qualified to win The Paunch Stevenson Show Lame Idiot of 2009 Award!

Apparently Tiger’s had more blond girls than Bond girls had by Sean Connery, Roger Moore, and Pierce Brosnan put together. Allegedly he got drunk, and beat up by his wife, with a golf club, crashed his car into a tree in front of his own house, and lied on the ground bleeding, giggling, and sleeping? Not to mention steroid allegations? Tiger is a tabloid’s best friend.

(discussed in episodes 92, 137, and 146)

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In this episode:

• Greg’s new Dell computer,
• sticking with Vista or upgrading to Windows 7,
• a Nintendo Entertainment System video game selling for $20,100 on eBay,
• our movie review of The Island (1980) starring Michael Caine,
• our movie review of Stay Hungry (1976) starring Arnold Schwarzenegger and Jeff Bridges,
• our movie review of Safety Last! (1923) starring Harold Lloyd,
• James Cameron’s Avatar (2009) vs. M. Night Shyamalan’s The Last Airbender (2010),
• Happy Feet (2006),
• the upcoming Independence Day sequels,
• the season finale of Curb Your Enthusiasm,
• Bob Einstein’s voice,
• Leon Black (J. B. Smoove) pretending to be Jewish,
• Michael Richards making fun of his 2006 incident,
• Rosie O’Donnell,
• the Seinfeld reunion,
• and celebrity deaths (Ken Ober and Soupy Sales).

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In this episode:

• Black Friday,
• Regis Philbin’s hip surgery,
• Sammy Sosa turning white,
• Albert Belle chasing trick-or-treaters with a baseball bat,
• a funny web site suggested by listener Joe in KY: www.peopleofwalmart.com (disgusting back photo),
• Joe’s digital art web site,
• Steven Seagal’s upcoming TV show Lawman,
• Dennis Haskins on Twitter,
• Mark-Paul Gosselaar in the Off Broadway play The Understudy,
• Steven Tyler quitting Aerosmith,
• Curb Your Enthusiasm,
• Nicolas Cage going bankrupt,
• a new Vacation movie,
• Robin Williams,
• Chris Elliott on How I Met Your Mother,
• an Eliza Dushku update (Fox cancelling Dollhouse),
• the made-for-TV animated movie TMNT: Turtles Forever,
• Rob’s AT&T and iPhone 3G rant,
• Gus (1976) starring Don Knotts,
• and Oprah Winfrey’s new cable TV network.

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Sammy Sosa…

• Said he didn’t take steroids. He did.
• Said he couldn’t speak English when asked questions by Congress. He can.
• Said the corked illegal bat wasn’t his. It was.
• Now says he turned white because of a skin rejuvenation treatment????

Good Grief.

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Our Beatles episode!

In this episode:

• The Paunch Stevenson Show four year anniversary,
• Windows 7,
• Rob’s Beatles CD collection,
• the funny music video for “Coming Up” by Paul McCartney,
• Yoko Ono’s horrendous songs on John Lennon’s Some Time in New York City album,
• the music video for “This One” by Paul McCartney,
• John Lennon wanting to play on “Why Don’t We Do It in the Road?”,
• three generations of Lennon music (Freddie Lennon, John Lennon, and Julian Lennon),
• Elvis Presley betraying The Beatles,
• John Lennon’s terrible Rock ‘n’ Roll cover song album,
• the bootleg of Lennon and McCartney’s only post-Beatles jam session (A Toot and a Snore in ‘74),
• George Harrison’s solo album Brainwashed,
• Jeff Lynne,
• Backbeat (1994) starring Stephen Dorff,
• Two of Us (2000) starring Aidan Quinn,
• The Beatles: Rock Band video game,
• rhythm video games vs. playing real instruments,
• the difference between the Beatles mono and stereo remastered CD boxed sets,
• and some clips of Rob and friends playing Beatles songs live in Wes’s backyard on 9/19/09 (video).

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