A pretty bad year for Tiger Woods, but more than qualified to win The Paunch Stevenson Show Lame Idiot of 2009 Award!

Apparently Tiger’s had more blond girls than Bond girls had by Sean Connery, Roger Moore, and Pierce Brosnan put together. Allegedly he got drunk, and beat up by his wife, with a golf club, crashed his car into a tree in front of his own house, and lied on the ground bleeding, giggling, and sleeping? Not to mention steroid allegations? Tiger is a tabloid’s best friend.

(discussed in episodes 92, 137, and 146)

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George W. Bush is the winner of The Paunch Stevenson Show Lame Idiot of 2008 Award. Also Lame Idiot of the Decade.

Need we really expound on this choice? Here are some “W” moments….

(discussed in episodes 50, 51, 112, and 124)

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Michael Bay is the winner of The Paunch Stevenson Show Lame Idiot of 2007 Award.

Michael Bay directed the horrible summer blockbuster Transformers (2007) and destroyed the classic science fiction franchise. He ignored the producers’ suggestions and decided to stick with a broken script and make the Transformers look like metal skeletons instead of robots.

According to Bay, “Tom Desanto proceeded to tell me how much he had problems with the robot designs and script issues. I realized he was worlds apart in my vision. I said thank you very much and then showed him my office door… I never spoke creatively with Don Murphy. I read his notes kind of trashing the script… he knew I was not going to talk creative with him.”

Read more: www.deadlinehollywooddaily.com/michael-bay-wants-to-get-facts-straight/

Michael Bay has directed other masterpieces like Bad Boys (1995), Armageddon (1998), and Pearl Harbor (2001). He is also directing the upcoming Transformers 2 scheduled for release in the U.S. on June 26, 2009. Great.

(discussed in episodes 39, 42, 69, 73, 75, 76, 77, 85, and 93)

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Tom Cruise is the winner of The Paunch Stevenson Show Lame Idiot of 2006 Award.

In an April 2006 interview with GQ conducted while his wife Katie Holmes was pregnant, Tom Cruise said, “I’m going to eat the placenta.” Four months later, Paramount ended its 14 year relationship with Cruise’s production company. We’re not surprised.

(discussed in episodes 26, 43, 48, 50, 51, 55, and 68)

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Post your nominees for Lame Idiot of 2006.

All nominees will be discussed on the show. At the end of the year, we will make our decision.

Many will enter (unwittingly), but only one will win!

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Kevin Federline is the winner of The Paunch Stevenson Show Lame Idiot of 2005 Award.

Britney Spears asked Kevin Federline to get a job, so he wants to divorce her. Lame. Britney Spears will marry anyone. Equally lame.

(discussed in episodes 8, 11, 22, 42, 53, and 56)

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