In this episode:

• another physics experiment with the fake Julius Sumner Miller (nuclear fusion using lasers),
• Rob getting the complete series of Get a Life on DVD,
• Family Matters season one coming to DVD in June 2010,
• celebrity deaths (Corey Haim, Peter Graves, and Robert Culp),
• Jon Voight as Jim Phelps in Mission: Impossible (1996),
• Esteban and Billy Mitchell,
• more weird comments on our Steven Seagal Hall of Lame post,
• Nicolas Cage,
• the new 15-minute National Lampoon’s Vacation short film starring Chevy Chase and Beverly D’Angelo,
• Crash Course In Science performing “Cakes in the Home” on The Uncle Floyd Show circa 1980 (video),
• Seth MacFarlane’s Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy (Backstage with Bob Dylan),
• Unseen64′s screenshots and videos from the unreleased video game GoldenEye 007 Remake (Xbox Live Arcade),
• Hulk Hogan imitating “Macho Man” Randy Savage on TNA Wrestling,
• Greg talking to Jesse Ventura at Barnes and Noble in Clifton, NJ,
• Abraham Lincoln and John Lennon conspiracy theories,
• Predator vs. Dick Cheney,
• Eliza Dushku selling clothes and car tires on eBay,
• our review of Hot Tub Time Machine (2010) starring John Cusack and Craig Robinson,
• our review of On the Waterfront (1954) starring Marlon Brando and Eva Marie Saint,
• Marlon Brando’s filmography,
• the upcoming movie MacGruber (2010) starring Will Forte and Val Kilmer,
• the best movies from 1960-1989,
• and the exclusive new version of “We Are the World” featuring Michael Jackson, Larry King, Louie Anderson, Sean Connery, Stan Lee, Dr. Phil, Bill Cosby, Sylvester Stallone, “Macho Man” Randy Savage, Al Gore, Billy Connolly, Don Knots, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Tom Green, Gary Busey, Jeff Bridges, Hulk Hogan, Marlon Brando, and Steven Seagal.

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In this episode:

• a roll call of our listeners,
• the New York Jets vs. the Indianapolis Colts,
• Jimmy the Greek,
• weird comments on our Steven Seagal Hall of Lame post,
• Steven Seagal vs. Jean-Claude Van Damme,
• Van Damme’s return to professional kickboxing,
• celebrity boxing (Dustin Diamond vs. Dustin Hoffman and Dennis Rodman vs. Dennis Haskins),
• the Japanese believing Sony products break on purpose,
• pieces of the white Apple Macbook cracking off,
• Rob’s switch from the iPhone 3G to a free Pantech Reveal,
• a video of Pee-wee Herman using the Apple iPad,
• a fan dub of the G1 Transformers episode Scramble City,
• Alan Alda as the voice of Bumblebee,
• a Frank Welker fan site,
• Michael Bay’s belief that superheroes don’t wear masks,
• Dr. Phil as the voice of Optimus Prime,
• and George Lucas re-releasing the Star Wars movies in 3D.

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In this episode:

• updates to the Paunch Stevenson Show web site,
• Rob’s phones vs. email vs. text messaging rant,
• Jay Leno and Conan O’Brien’s NBC nonsense,
• Rob’s late night talk show rant,
• Bernie Madoff and Wall Street,
• the price of baseball card packs,
• the upcoming movie The A-Team (2010) starring Liam Neeson,
• NBC’s upcoming TV show remake The Rockford Files,
• the upcoming movie remake Caesar: Planet of the Apes (2010),
• the upcoming movie remake Ghosts of Mars (2010) remake,
• the upcoming movie Spider-Man: The Teenage Years (2011) starring Michael Cera,
• Louie Anderson on Facebook and Twitter,
• Hulk Hogan,
• Microsoft’s Project Natal,
• a Steven Seagal video game,
• and 3D HDTVs.

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In this episode:

• our movie review of Avatar (2009) in IMAX 3D,
• our movie review of It’s Complicated (2009) starring Alec Baldwin,
• the upcoming Mad Max movie Fury Road (2011) not starring Mel Gibson,
• the upcoming movie The Kung Fu Kid (2010) starring Jaden Smith and Jackie Chan,
• Barcade in Brooklyn,
• downloading and converting Flash videos with RealPlayer,
• creating an anaglyph (red and blue) 3D image in Photoshop,
• Steven Seagal’s TV show Lawman,
• the new TV show Conspiracy Theory with Jesse Ventura,
• the Montel Williams HealthMaster blender,
• our review of Shout! Factory’s The Transformers: 25th Anniversary Matrix of Leadership Edition DVD boxed set,
• 1980s Transformers G1 voice actors (Michael Bell, Frank Welker, Jack Angel, etc.),
• azrael723′s gigantic Transformers costumes,
• our review of Ghostbusters (1984) on Blu-ray,
• repurchasing music and movies,
• YouTube videos loading too slowly,
• the Lame Idiot of 2009,
• The Hangover (2009) starring Zach Galifianakis,
• an email from the fake George Harrison,
• and celebrity deaths (Brittany Murphy and George Michael).

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In this episode:

• Black Friday,
• Regis Philbin’s hip surgery,
• Sammy Sosa turning white,
• Albert Belle chasing trick-or-treaters with a baseball bat,
• a funny web site suggested by listener Joe in KY: www.peopleofwalmart.com (disgusting back photo),
• Joe’s digital art web site,
• Steven Seagal’s upcoming TV show Lawman,
• Dennis Haskins on Twitter,
• Mark-Paul Gosselaar in the Off Broadway play The Understudy,
• Steven Tyler quitting Aerosmith,
• Curb Your Enthusiasm,
• Nicolas Cage going bankrupt,
• a new Vacation movie,
• Robin Williams,
• Chris Elliott on How I Met Your Mother,
• an Eliza Dushku update (Fox cancelling Dollhouse),
• the made-for-TV animated movie TMNT: Turtles Forever,
• Rob’s AT&T and iPhone 3G rant,
• Gus (1976) starring Don Knotts,
• and Oprah Winfrey’s new cable TV network.

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In this episode:

• the G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra Toy SuperPage,
• stupid Transformers and G.I. Joe comic book plots,
• the upcoming movie Machete (2010) starring Steven Seagal and Robert De Niro,
• Pulp Fiction (1994) starring John Travolta,
• Robert Rodriguez and Quentin Tarantino,
• our review of 21 (2008) starring Kevin Spacey,
• the upcoming movie The Expendables (2010) starring every action movie star ever,
• our review of Rambo (2008) starring Sylvester Stallone,
• our review of Iron Man (2008) starring Robert Downey Jr.,
• our review of Batman (1966) starring Adam West,
• upcoming movies (Fraggle Rock: The Movie, The Power of the Dark Crystal, and Underworld 4),
• The Lawnmower Man 2: Beyond Cyberspace (1996),
• Bob Dylan getting arrested in NJ,
• our review of Year One (2009) starring Jack Black and Michael Cera,
• our review of 500 Days of Summer (2009) starring Joseph Gordon-Levitt,
• our review of Paper Heart (2009) starring Michael Cera,
• celebrity deaths (Gordon Waller and Les Paul),
• the insane trailer for The Jay Leno Show,
• Shout Factory’s Transformers: The Complete First Season DVD set on sale for $13,
• Darius Rucker,
• the American Film Institute’s list of the funniest movies of all time,
• and Regis Philbin hosting Who Wants to Be a Millionaire for 11 episodes.

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In this episode:

• celebrity deaths (John Hughes and Walter Cronkite),
• Nate and Hayes (1983) starring Tommy Lee Jones,
• Curb Your Enthusiasm returning to HBO on 9/20/09,
• celebrity death updates (Billy Mays and Michael Jackson),
• Steven Seagal on Twitter,
• James Rolfe’s video reports from Comic-Con on spiketv.com,
• the upcoming movie Stan Helsing (2009) starring Leslie Nielsen,
• our movie review of Funny People (2009) starring Adam Sandler and Seth Rogen,
• people fighting with each other in the theater,
• our movie review of G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra (2009) starring Channing Tatum and Sienna Miller,
• horrendous computer graphics and special effects,
• the Angry Video Game Nerd’s Konami Laserscope video,
• Sean Connery,
• the Baroness and Snake Eyes,
• the G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero theme song,
• “The Touch” by Stan Bush,
• DrSmoov’s funny Transformers videos,
• Frank Welker’s Megatron and Fred Jones voices,
• the Scooby-Doo movies starring Freddie Prinze Jr.,
• What Ever Happened To? (Rachael Leigh Cook),
• and wondering what listener Esteban in FL is up to.

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In this episode:

• getting a picture with Ed Begley Jr. and Bill Nye at PSEG GreenFest 2009 in Somerset, NJ,
• ShamWow pitchman Vince Offer getting arrested for punching a prostitute (mugshot),
• the yelling commercial guy Billy Mays,
• interviewing Ted Danson and Ed Begley Jr. at PSEG Global Green Expo 2008,
• asking Bill Nye about Tesla electric cars,
• Muppet voices,
• every episode of the TV show Get a Life online,
• Memoirs of an Invisible Man (1992) starring Chevy Chase,
• The Haunting in Connecticut (2009) movie poster,
• Steven Seagal,
• Simone (2002) starring Al Pacino,
• Looker (1981) starring Albert Finney,
• renting VHS tapes in the early 1980s,
• digital hoarding and people pirating songs and movies they’ll never play,
• and 1980s cartoons.

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Don’t forget: nominate your Lame Idiot of 2008!

In this episode:

• Mr. Belvedere theme song lyrics,
• Leon Redbone,
• celebrity deaths (Dave Dee, Patrick McGoohan, and Ricardo Montalban),
• Larry Hankin,
• The Tony Danza Show NBC sitcom,
• Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over (2003) starring Antonio Banderas and Sylvester Stallone,
• the upcoming Comedy Central Roast of Larry the Cable Guy,
• My Bloody Valentine 3D (2009) starring Jensen Ackles,
• Jenny Lewis,
• the upcoming movie Final Destination: Death Trip 3D (2009) starring Shantel VanSanten,
• the upcoming movie Tron 2.0 (2011) starring Garrett Hedlund and Jeff Bridges,
• the Scary Mary Poppins Recut Trailer on YouTube,
• different British accents (ex. Dick Van Dyke, CNN’s Richard Quest, Vinnie Jones, Hugh Grant, etc.),
• the origins of Italians with red hair,
• Gran Torino (2008) starring Clint Eastwood,
• the upcoming reality show Steven Seagal: Lawman on A&E,
• and the upcoming movie Underworld: Rise of the Lycans (2009) starring Rhona Mitra.

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Steven Seagal is an actor, aikido martial artist, Chinese herbalist, movie producer, Buddhist Lama, fashion icon, reggae singer, songwriter, and guitarist. He broke Sean Connery’s wrist while teaching him martial arts during the filming of the 1983 James Bond movie Never Say Never Again.

(discussed in episodes 61, 74, 78, 81, 86, and 89)

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