With 27 world titles, 105 lbs. “The Black Widow” Sonya Thomas is the number three overall competitive eater in the U.S. and is ranked number four in the world. At the Nathan’s Famous Fourth of July International Hot Dog Eating Contest on July 4, 2005, she ate 37 hot dogs in 12 minutes.
Dear Rob and Greg,
I listened to your show and all your talk about marathon eating and Sonya Thomas has rekindled my longing for the good times me and Paunch had together scarfing down rolls at warp speed in many Japanese restaurants. A lovely, but elderly, former kamikaze pilot has translated some key passages into Japanese for me.
Paunch always loved to speak to me in the languages of the Orient, but I digress…
Dear Paunch Stevenson,
Long time no sushi!
I miso you very much.
It maki me sad.
How Udon?
Come over sashimi soon.
Mahi Mahi.
I no spekida Japenese. If you knew sushi like I knew Sushi oh, oh what a gal.
Yes now you too can buy all of your favorite Japinese tunes all on one fabulas CD. It is called Nip them in the bud. Yes where else can you hear greats like “Hero Heato” by Bettyson Midler” or “My squinty eyes” By Misushemi (Popeye) Yamamoto. Oh yes and if you act right now we can send you the yellow album featuring “The Japenese Beetles” featuring Yoko, yoko, Yoko, and yoko with hits like Mothra My dear” “Godzilla is a concept by wich we measure our pain” yes friends this can be all yours. If you act now you will also get great Japenese recepies like that political favorite Condoliza Rice cakes. We are not asking fifty dollars or even twenty dollars for just 19.95 all the timeless junk can be yours. Allow three months for delivery because we send it via “Junk”. Send well hidden cash to:
Japenese surplus deal, Teashirt, New Jersey. and tell them Mickyson sent ya.
Wow. Teashirt, NJ? Is that near Turtleneck? I have a friend from there.
Its more towards HackySack just north of Deaseltown west of Hasbro Heights the toy capital of the world.