In this episode:
- PoopReport (www.poopreport.com),
- “Witness Protection Program” by DJ Boris Yeltsin,
- Dance Dance Revolution being used in West Virginia schools to combat childhood obesity,
- World Class Track Meet and the Power Pad for the Nintendo Entertainment System,
- two-base kickball,
- silent ball,
- a get-rich-quick scheme (capture Osama bin Laden),
- Hamas,
- jigsaw puzzles,
- our psychotic seventh grade science teacher,
- wine and beer being served at Chuck E. Cheese’s Pizza Time Theatre,
- and Weird Paul Petroskey (www.weirdpaulmusic.com).
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Oh yeah – Chuck E. Cheese here in Pittsburgh sells WINE and BEER, both BLAND!
Weird Paul
I’ve gone to the website and ordered the thong. The poop is on the wrong side.
Ah, Silent ball! an old favorite … like the wooden bicycle.
When you told me about it a few years ago…I couldn’t believe it existed, not only because of the cruelty and insanity of it.. I didn’t think public school teachers could be that smart… it’s diabolically clever.
Sometimes when Veronica is bored I tell her I’ve made up a new game called “Silent Washing the Dishes.” Whoever complains first loses.
well, looks like dj boris yeltsin is coming for casanova fly and melle mel. rob… i mean… boris sounds like a young adam sandler during spitting those rhymes. the ‘track and field’ arcade machine in the early ’80s was usually the most beat up in my part of the world; as kids we developed a way to press the action buttons faster by holding a coin between our knuckles and flicking or rubbing between both buttons – there were groove marks where we wore the buttons away. no breaking a sweat for us! but the arcade still let us in.