Politicians

The Paunch Stevenson Show Lame Idiot of The Year Award

Normally one big time dimwit gets to win The Paunch Stevenson Show Lame Idiot of the Year Award. Well in 2010, one award was not enough for the cesspool of loserdom otherwise known as American politics. It was a banner year.

1) The “Tea Party” were in full force on the prime issues of the day, first and foremost, that President Obama did not have a birth certificate. Throughout the year, spillover from 2009 in fact, was the battle over Healthcare. Well, the lack of affordable healthcare. As the right wing screamed and yelled about socialism, working people continued to get the shaft. Get sick, don’t look at us, it’s your problem.

2) Those lovelies were egged on by the grand phony himself Glenn Beck of Fox News.

3) Let’s not forget the lack of climate change reform, which has led to a miserable winter where snow is everywhere. More importantly, who can forget the decades of political favors paid to the oil industry. They returned the favor by causing the worst oil spill in US history. BP Chairman Tony Hayward reacted by complaining about not being able to get back to his yachting.

4) And lastly, our wonderful home state of New Jersey has a new Governor, Chris Christie, who fought with everybody. That’s not what annoys us. He canceled a project that was long underway to add rail access, via a new tunnel from NJ to NYC. If there’s one thing we absolutely abhor, it’s our commute to and from work, whether on the roads or on the trains. Any project that lessens the congestion is a wonderful thing. Unfortunately, the governor didn’t think so.

Episode 162

The Paunch Stevenson Show episode 162

Please leave a comment with your choice for Lame Idiot of 2010!!!

In this episode:

  • Rob dreams of a sequel to Dutch starring Ed O’Neill,
  • credit card schemes and credit scores,
  • actor and comedian Tom Wilson’s funny “The Question Song,”
  • Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (1968) starring Dick Van Dyke,
  • celebrity deaths (Irwin Kirshner, Dino De Laurentiis, Barbara Billingsley, Kevin McCarthy, and Leslie Nielsen),
  • remembering the good and bad movies of Leslie Nielsen,
  • Whatever Happened To? (Harry Anderson),
  • the retirement (finally) of Larry King,
  • Stan Lee rambling on and on with Twitter tweets,
  • our culinary review of burger joints (Five Guys, Smash Burger, Elevation Burger),
  • our deli review of sandwich shops (Quiznos, Subway, Blimpie),
  • factory farming,
  • new age and expensive “breadshops” (Panera Bread, Atlanta Bread Co., Saladworks),
  • the fall of Howard Stern,
  • Transformers 3: Dark of the Moon (2011) trailer,
  • nominees for Lame Idiot of the Year,
  • and new Mike Massé cover songs: “Africa” by Toto, “In the Name of Love” and “I Still Haven’t Found What I’m Looking For” by U2, and “Happy Xmas (War Is Over)” by John Lennon.

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Episode 161

The Paunch Stevenson Show episode 161

Celebrating 5 Years of the Paunch Stevenson Show (Part II)!

In this episode:

  • UPS delivering to the wrong state and a nutty guy in Texas (from episode 99),
  • dueling Dr. Phil’s sing “Day-O (The Banana Boat Song)” (from episode 100),
  • a physics experiment with the fake Julius Sumner Miller: pressure (from episode 100),
  • our interview with Ted Danson (from episode 101),
  • our behind the scenes video of Rob interviewing Danson,
  • our interview with Ed Begley Jr. (from episode 101),
  • Paunch fan Esteban listening on four continents (from episode 108),
  • listening to every episode in reverse (from episode 110),
  • good celebrity encounter: Lewis Black (from episode 112),
  • bad celebrity encounter: Juliana Hatfield (from episode 112),
  • Celebrity Rehab featuring Gary Busey and Jeff Conaway (from episode 117),
  • our movie review of Snowglobe (2007) starring Christina Milian (from episode 119),
  • the antics and poor wrestling ability of the immortal Hulk Hogan (from episode 140),
  • Paul McCartney’s classical music flop (from episode 143),
  • the music video to Paul McCartney’s “Coming Up” (from episode 143),
  • Jesse Ventura making fun of Dick Cheney (from episode 150),
  • This Man’s Not Dead: Ross Perot (from episode 156),
  • and Jean-Claude Van Damme insulting Sylvester Stallone (from episode 157).

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Episode 160

The Paunch Stevenson Show episode 160

Celebrating 5 Years of the Paunch Stevenson Show (Part I)!

In this episode:

  • the old show theme song (from episode 3),
  • interviewing the fake Christopher Walken (from episode 3),
  • our skit about a doctor mixing lab results up (from episode 4),
  • the fake Sean Connery (from episode 5),
  • The Night Before Christmas Troll Read-Along Classics (from episode 7),
  • Ted Danson in black face (from episode 9),
  • My Chemical Romance and the singing Hobo (from episode 10),
  • music from The Doors causing pain (from episode 12),
  • the song “Thirteen” by Rob (from episode 13),
  • duped into seeing the lousy IMAX movie Roving Mars (from episode 15),
  • our hometown Belleville, NJ trivia (from episode 15),
  • Paunch in Time (retreat of George Washington) (from episode 18),
  • Max Wright (from episode 21),
  • our 7th grade geography bee (from episode 22),
  • Greg’s quest to meet the “Dush” Eliza Dushku (from episode 24),
  • the Old Jingle of the Episode (Bod) (from episode 24),
  • Tom Green (from episode 27),
  • educational comedic film Grizzly Man (from episode 31),
  • Star Wars: Louie Anderson Special Edition (from episode 34),
  • our version of Sanford and Son (from episode 34),
  • Jaleel White’s rumored death (from episode 36),
  • the fake William Shatner sings “Shine on You Crazy Diamond” (from episode 38),
  • Nicolas Cage or Dr. Phil as Superman? (from episode 39),
  • Who Wants to Be a Superhero? starring Stan Lee (from episode 43),
  • fake Steven Seagal sequel Under Siege 3: Space Station (from episode 61),
  • Jon Voight’s zany accents and pronunciations (from episode 76),
  • and our Larry David and Jeff Garlin impersonations (from episode 91).

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Episode 159

The Paunch Stevenson Show episode 159

Our first-ever completely unedited episode!

In this episode:

  • Michael Caine skips out on his book signing!,
  • The Muppet Christmas Carol (1992) starring Michael Caine,
  • the song “Michael Caine” (1984) by Madness,
  • celebrity deaths (Tom Bosley of Happy Days and David the Gnome, and the inventor of fractals Benoit Mandelbrot),
  • the new “emo” inspired Superman redesign,
  • Jean-Claude Van Damme denies having a heart attack while doing split,
  • the Back to the Future teaser trailer redone for the Spike Scream Awards (video),
  • Michael J. Fox and Christopher Lloyd celebrate the BTTF 25th anniversary (video),
  • Bill Murray appears at the awards in his Ghostbusters costume! (video),
  • once again the upcoming movie Ghostbusters III (2012),
  • AMC Theaters re-release of Back to the Future (1985),
  • fan customized DeLorean DMC-12’s to look like the movie versions,
  • The Heartbreak Kid (2007) starring Ben Stiller,
  • the upcoming movie Gulliver’s Travels (2010) starring Jack Black,
  • Fleischer Studios’ Gulliver’s Travels (1939) animated feature film,
  • the HBO series Bored to Death starring Ted Danson and Jason Schwartzman,
  • the new Huey Lewis and the News album Soulsville (2010),
  • the perfect length of a pop or rock and roll song,
  • Taylor Swift and her obnoxiously long and bad songs,
  • past oldies-inspired Huey Lewis albums Plan B (2001) and Four Chords and Several Years Ago (1994),
  • Will Smith’s daughter Willow Smith and her new song “Whip My Hair,”
  • Kid Rock’s new song “Born Free” – inspired by Bob Seger or ripped off from Simon and Garfunkel?,
  • Randy Quaid and his wife arrested and afraid of the “Hollywood Star Whackers,”
  • the new American Idol judges,
  • our rapid fire movie review of The Social Network (2010) starring Jesse Eisenberg,
  • and Facebook’s controversial advertising scheme.

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