Tiger Woods

The Paunch Stevenson Show Lame Idiot of The Year Award

A pretty bad year for Tiger Woods, but more than qualified to win The Paunch Stevenson Show Lame Idiot of 2009 Award!

Apparently Tiger’s had more blond girls than Bond girls had by Sean Connery, Roger Moore, and Pierce Brosnan put together. Allegedly he got drunk, and beat up by his wife, with a golf club, crashed his car into a tree in front of his own house, and lied on the ground bleeding, giggling, and sleeping? Not to mention steroid allegations? Tiger is a tabloid’s best friend.

Episode 145

The Paunch Stevenson Show episode 145

In this episode:

  • Greg’s new Dell computer,
  • sticking with Vista or upgrading to Windows 7,
  • a Nintendo Entertainment System video game selling for $20,100 on eBay,
  • our movie review of The Island (1980) starring Michael Caine,
  • our movie review of Stay Hungry (1976) starring Arnold Schwarzenegger and Jeff Bridges,
  • our movie review of Safety Last! (1923) starring Harold Lloyd,
  • James Cameron’s Avatar (2009) vs. M. Night Shyamalan’s The Last Airbender (2010),
  • Happy Feet (2006),
  • the upcoming Independence Day sequels,
  • the season finale of Curb Your Enthusiasm,
  • Bob Einstein’s voice,
  • Leon Black (J. B. Smoove) pretending to be Jewish,
  • Michael Richards making fun of his 2006 incident,
  • Rosie O’Donnell,
  • the Seinfeld reunion,
  • and celebrity deaths (Ken Ober and Soupy Sales).

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Episode 144

The Paunch Stevenson Show episode 144

In this episode:

  • Black Friday,
  • Regis Philbin’s hip surgery,
  • Sammy Sosa turning white,
  • Albert Belle chasing trick-or-treaters with a baseball bat,
  • a funny web site suggested by listener Joe in KY: www.peopleofwalmart.com (disgusting back photo),
  • Joe’s digital art web site,
  • Steven Seagal’s upcoming TV show Lawman,
  • Dennis Haskins on Twitter,
  • Mark-Paul Gosselaar in the Off Broadway play The Understudy,
  • Steven Tyler quitting Aerosmith,
  • Curb Your Enthusiasm,
  • Nicolas Cage going bankrupt,
  • a new Vacation movie,
  • Robin Williams,
  • Chris Elliott on How I Met Your Mother,
  • an Eliza Dushku update (Fox cancelling Dollhouse),
  • the made-for-TV animated movie TMNT: Turtles Forever,
  • Rob’s AT&T and iPhone 3G rant,
  • Gus (1976) starring Don Knotts,
  • and Oprah Winfrey’s new cable TV network.

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Episode 143

The Paunch Stevenson Show episode 143

Our Beatles episode!

In this episode:

  • The Paunch Stevenson Show four year anniversary,
  • Windows 7,
  • Rob’s Beatles CD collection,
  • the funny music video for “Coming Up” by Paul McCartney,
  • Yoko Ono’s horrendous songs on John Lennon’s Some Time in New York City album,
  • the music video for “This One” by Paul McCartney,
  • John Lennon wanting to play on “Why Don’t We Do It in the Road?”,
  • three generations of Lennon music (Freddie Lennon, John Lennon, and Julian Lennon),
  • Elvis Presley betraying The Beatles,
  • John Lennon’s terrible Rock ‘n’ Roll cover song album,
  • the bootleg of Lennon and McCartney’s only post-Beatles jam session (A Toot and a Snore in ’74),
  • George Harrison’s solo album Brainwashed,
  • Jeff Lynne,
  • Backbeat (1994) starring Stephen Dorff,
  • Two of Us (2000) starring Aidan Quinn,
  • The Beatles: Rock Band video game,
  • rhythm video games vs. playing real instruments,
  • the difference between the Beatles mono and stereo remastered CD boxed sets,
  • and some clips of Rob and friends playing Beatles songs live in Wes’s backyard on 9/19/09 (video).

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Episode 142

The Paunch Stevenson Show episode 142

In this episode:

  • Eliza Dushku beating up Jimmy Fallon (video),
  • Last Call with Carson Daly,
  • Conan O’Brien’s feud with Newark mayor Cory Booker,
  • celebrity deaths (Captain Lou Albano and Henry Gibson),
  • Cyndi Lauper and The Super Mario Bros. Super Show,
  • Wise Guys (1986) starring Joe Piscopo,
  • Lou Albano’s Mario voice vs. Charles Martinet’s Mario voice,
  • Super Mario Bros. (1993) starring Bob Hoskins,
  • the recent South Park episode “Dead Celebrities” featuring Michael Jackson’s ghost,
  • Ghost Hunters on SyFy,
  • old reruns of The Simpsons,
  • and reruns of The Office on Fox.

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