Martial-arts champion and actor Jean-Claude Van Damme has had four ex-wives and a mullet. He can do splits, too.
Kevin Federline and Britney Spears
Kevin Federline is the winner of The Paunch Stevenson Show Lame Idiot of 2005 Award.
Britney Spears asked Kevin Federline to get a job, so he wants to divorce her. Lame. Britney Spears will marry anyone. Equally lame.
Mel Gibson
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In 1987, Mel Gibson played the crazy, reckless LAPD Detective Sergeant Martin Riggs in the movie Lethal Weapon. Now, he enjoys spending time with his cat.
Ted Danson
In 1982, Ted Danson starred alongside Leslie Nielsen in the “Something to Tide You Over” segment of Creepshow, written by Stephen King and directed by George Romero.
On October 8, 1993, Ted Danson appeared in blackface at a Friars Club roast for his girlfriend at the time, Whoopi Goldberg. He performed a mock minstral routine, repeatedly blurted the n-word, and made fun of her private parts.
Uncle Floyd
“Uncle Floyd” Vivino, pictured here with his puppet Oogie, had a popular comedy/variety TV show in the late 1970s and early 1980s called The Uncle Floyd Show. He also performed the jingle for Wild West City, a western heritage theme park and frontier town re-creation in Netcong, NJ. He still performs live in NJ almost every night of the year.