Episode 248

The Paunch Stevenson Show episode 248

In this episode:

  • celebrity death (James Garner),
  • The Rockford Files (1974-80), My Fellow Americans (1996), Maverick (1994),
  • another Ghostbusters 3 update,
  • Burt Reynolds almost played Norm’s dad,
  • Prankpack.com prank gift boxes,
  • “Weird Al” Yankovic’s new album Mandatory Fun (2014),
  • Sonic The Hedgehog Fan Film by Blue Core Studios featuring Jaleel White,
  • trailer for Birdman (2014), starring Michael Keaton,
  • documentary on the failed Nicolas Cage Superman movie written by Kevin Smith and directed by Tim Burton,
  • crowd funding for The Death of Superman Lives: What Happened?,
  • Arrested Development to return for fifth season,
  • FXX Simpsons marathon,
  • the return of the Roboplastic Podcastalypse,
  • first woman to conquer Ninja Warrior, Kacy Catanzaro,
  • the one-way trip to Mars reality show,
  • screening of the Angry Video Game Nerd: The Movie (2014) starring James Rolfe,
  • Kyle Justin AVGN movie song,
  • what if there were a Paunch Stevenson: The Movie?,
  • MSU Gamer Symphony plays the Dr. Mario Chill Theme,
  • and Hip Tanaka.

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Episode 221

The Paunch Stevenson Show episode 221

In this episode:

  • Josh Blake playing Jake Ochmonek, a Ralph Macchio imitation on ALF,
  • actress Randee Heller played the mother on ALF’s “Macchio” and The Karate Kid‘s real Macchio,
  • IFOCE update (Joey Chestnut defeats Sonya Thomas again in the Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest),
  • Larry David and J.B. Smoove in upcoming HBO film Clear History (2013),
  • our review of This is the End (2013), starring the cast of Pineapple Express,
  • why are cameo’s featured in movie trailers?,
  • our review of Man of Steel (2013), starring Henry Cavill,
  • short review of The Heat (2013) starring Sandra Bullock,
  • using a RedBox machine,
  • disappointing review of A Good Day to Diehard (2013), starring Bruce Willis,
  • upcoming Annie remake (2014), starring Jamie Foxx,
  • get well wishes to Tim Curry,
  • how get away with murder by using blood transfusions,
  • were ice cream cones a bad invention?,
  • life-size inflatable hamster balls for children,
  • celebrity deaths (Slim Whitman, Bobby Blue Bland, James Gandolfini, and Dennis Farina),
  • Blues Brothers video games,
  • crowdfunding for a new World’s Largest Pinball Museum in California (donate),
  • and more crowdfunding for the Seriously?! smartphone game, by video game programming legends Roger Hector and Al Alcorn (donate).

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Episode 175

The Paunch Stevenson Show episode 175

In this episode:

  • our giant movie review of Transformers: Dark of the Moon (2011) in 3D, starring Shia LaBeouf and Rosie Huntington-Whiteley,
  • the ridiculous length of the movie,
  • the end of the shaky camera fad,
  • a list of movies and TV shows Michael Bay ripped off (The Transformers, Superman, The Watchmen, Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, and Jackie Chan’s Who Am I?),
  • illogical Duracell battery pricing at Staples,
  • our roll call of robots in the movie (Optimus Prime, Bumblebee, Ironhide, Ratchet, Sentinal Prime, Starscream, Megatron, Shockwave, Soundwave, and dozens of unnamed robots),
  • Sentinal Prime’s face modeled after Sean Connery,
  • Bay’s horrendous computer animated version of John F. Kennedy,
  • Sam Witwicky (Shia LaBeouf) constantly screaming and crying,
  • Bay’s terrible Barack Obama impersonator,
  • Sam spending an hour going on job interviews,
  • Leonard Nimoy as the voice of Sentinal Prime and Galvatron,
  • various plot holes,
  • Optimus Prime actually wondering where his trailer went in the movie,
  • robots who were killed in the movie (the unnamed Scottish Autobot, Ironhide, Megatron, Starscream, the unnamed Decepticon bird, etc.),
  • our welcoming of the inevitable Transformers movie reboot,
  • Transformers spitting,
  • Michael Bay turning Optimus Prime into a ruthless murderer,
  • Peter Cullen and Frank Welker’s voice acting,
  • Shia LaBeouf’s recent acting career (Eagle Eye and Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps),
  • Bay’s constant use of slow motion,
  • billions of dollars worth of damage in action movies with no consequences,
  • hacking into objects,
  • Bay’s ignorance of science,
  • the lack of rules and continuity in Bay’s Transformers movies,
  • What Ever Happened To? (Bugle Boy jeans, Z. Cavaricci genie pants, Zubaz, IOU sweatshirts, B.U.M. Equipment, etc.),
  • Roseanne Barr’s reality show Roseanne’s Nuts on Lifetime,
  • a Transformers: Dark of the Moon cameo by Scott Krinsky from Chuck,
  • Bay’s completely wasted use of 3D,
  • fans feeling obligated to watch bad movies,
  • Glynn Turman appearing in Super 8 (2011) and Gremlins (1984),
  • Sean Connery’s brother Neil Connery starring in bad movies: OK Connery (1967) and The Body Stealers (1969),
  • celebrity deaths (Peter Falk and Sherwood Schwartz),
  • Paul Reiser and The Paunch Stevenson Show episode 2,
  • and a new stupid style (extremely short cutoff shorts with dangling pockets).

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Episode 160

The Paunch Stevenson Show episode 160

Celebrating 5 Years of the Paunch Stevenson Show (Part I)!

In this episode:

  • the old show theme song (from episode 3),
  • interviewing the fake Christopher Walken (from episode 3),
  • our skit about a doctor mixing lab results up (from episode 4),
  • the fake Sean Connery (from episode 5),
  • The Night Before Christmas Troll Read-Along Classics (from episode 7),
  • Ted Danson in black face (from episode 9),
  • My Chemical Romance and the singing Hobo (from episode 10),
  • music from The Doors causing pain (from episode 12),
  • the song “Thirteen” by Rob (from episode 13),
  • duped into seeing the lousy IMAX movie Roving Mars (from episode 15),
  • our hometown Belleville, NJ trivia (from episode 15),
  • Paunch in Time (retreat of George Washington) (from episode 18),
  • Max Wright (from episode 21),
  • our 7th grade geography bee (from episode 22),
  • Greg’s quest to meet the “Dush” Eliza Dushku (from episode 24),
  • the Old Jingle of the Episode (Bod) (from episode 24),
  • Tom Green (from episode 27),
  • educational comedic film Grizzly Man (from episode 31),
  • Star Wars: Louie Anderson Special Edition (from episode 34),
  • our version of Sanford and Son (from episode 34),
  • Jaleel White’s rumored death (from episode 36),
  • the fake William Shatner sings “Shine on You Crazy Diamond” (from episode 38),
  • Nicolas Cage or Dr. Phil as Superman? (from episode 39),
  • Who Wants to Be a Superhero? starring Stan Lee (from episode 43),
  • fake Steven Seagal sequel Under Siege 3: Space Station (from episode 61),
  • Jon Voight’s zany accents and pronunciations (from episode 76),
  • and our Larry David and Jeff Garlin impersonations (from episode 91).

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Episode 126: Monday, March 16, 2009

The Paunch Stevenson Show episode 126

In this episode:

  • special guest Dennis in CA,
  • the upcoming movie Toy Story 3 (2010),
  • the most recent episode of Real Time with Bill Maher on HBO,
  • Republicans and evolution,
  • Jesus and tall tales,
  • watching Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (1984) at Sunshine Cinema in NYC (picture)
  • various James Bond actors,
  • Sean Connery,
  • Dennis’s review of Watchmen (2009),
  • the superhero movie fad,
  • Superman,
  • Paul McCartney and The Fireman,
  • MC Hammer and Vanilla Ice (concert promo pic),
  • old stupid styles (Z. Cavaricci, I.O.U., Hypercolor, and sweatpants with the legs pulled up),
  • the upcoming movie X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009),
  • the upcoming movie Thor (2011),
  • Will Smith as Captain America,
  • Jake “The Snake” Roberts trapping The Ultimate Warrior in a room full of snakes,
  • the Metal Gear series of video games,
  • The Fountain (2006) starring Hugh Jackman,
  • The Prestige (2006) starring Christian Bale,
  • and Dennis’s encounter with George Lucas at the Game Developers Conference in 2008.

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