Sylvester Stallone – The Paunch Stevenson Show

Episode 233

The Paunch Stevenson Show episode 233

Happy New Year!!

In this episode:

rush hour traffic, accidents, and stupid crazy drivers in northern NJ,
black ice and rubbernecking,
Grudge Match (2013) starring old men Sylvester Stallone and Robert De Niro,
getting a defective set top box from Verizon FiOS,
will we ever get an “a la carte” cable service?,
Tim Meadows gets mad at Saturday Night Live for leaving him off a new “Bill Brasky” skit,
really bad unsuccessful SNL skit-based movies,
Richard Dean Anderson returns as MacGyver in European car commercial “Crisis Averted”,
Bill Cosby’s Comedy Central stand up special,
Ed Helms starring in a reboot of The Naked Gun?,
the Angry Video Game Nerd agrees with us: Pit-Fighter is the worst SNES game of all time,
lousy video games made by LJN and Acclaim,
a Christmas Rob-view of The Family Holiday (2007) starring Dave Coulier,
celebrity deaths (Bum Phillips, Peter O’Toole, Paul Walker, and Nelson Mandela),
what’s the point of a “supercar”?,
Brian Jude developing a film The Miracle Man (IndieGoGo fundraiser),
Disney revamping Indiana Jones,
and Microsoft Xbox One officials are the Lame Idiots of 2013!

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The Paunch Stevenson Show episode 226

In this episode:

Bill Nye the Science Guy on Dancing with the Stars,
blind people carrying guns in public in Iowa,
Richard Simmons now,
combat juggling,
Dr. Phil’s $65,000 reverse-aging CVAC egg pod,
Rob almost struck by lightning,
Seaside Heights, NJ, boardwalk fire,
David Bowie, Elvis Costello, and Eric Clapton were racists?,
Sketchy “It doesn’t get better” bully parody starring Scut Farkus, Donkey Lips, and John Kreese,
Rob’s new TV show idea: Bait House,
Tami Erin makes a sex tape,
our review of Google Glass,
the Tiger R-Zone,
the October 2013 New York Comic Con guest lineup,
ridiculous prices for an autograph and/or photo with Sylvester Stallone,
and the fall 2013 Chiller Theatre guest lineup.

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The Paunch Stevenson Show episode 222

In this episode:

The laundry list of movie sequels and remakes coming in 2015,
ridiculous 2005 Jurassic Park IV concept featuring human-dinosaur hybrids,
Greg wishing Julianne Moore had been eaten by dinosaurs,
Douglas Engelbart, inventor of the computer mouse,
She’s All That (1999) was actually written by M. Night Shyamalan,
What Ever Happened To? (Rachael Leigh Cook),
our review of Quentin Tarantino’s Django Unchained (2013), starring Jamie Foxx,
new digital comics of popular 1980s/90s TV shows (Saved by the Bell, Airwolf, Knight Rider, Punky Brewster, Miami Vice),
Lion Forge Comics,
Ascension Millennium, a terrible new song/music video from Corey Feldman,
Leah Remini vs. Kirstie Alley over Scientology,
upcoming Rocky spin-off Creed (2015), co-starring Sylvester Stallone,
Gordon Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares,
the crazy Amy’s Baking Company episode,
difference between bollocks and bullocks,
What Ever Happened To? (Paris Hilton),
Shia LaBeouf staring at a motorcyclist at a red light (video),
Rob’s gross foot injury,
Celebrity Wife Swap with Ric Flair and Rowdy Roddy Piper,
Jamestown settlers ate teenager’s brains in the 1600s,
celebrity death (wrestling’s Paul Bearer),
“Please Don’t Break My Atari” music video by Lo-Fi legend Weird Paul Petroskey,
Rob crying when his Atari 2600 got thrown out,
Rob dressing up as Pete Rose in 6th grade for a book report,
and Greg’s 6th grade home made Read Along Classic of “War of the Worlds” featuring the “Rooster Delight” commercial.

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The Paunch Stevenson Show episode 202

In this episode:

our review of The Expendables 2 (2012) starring Sylvester Stallone, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Chuck Norris, Jason Statham, Bruce Willis, and Arnold Schwarzenegger,
lots of guns and people getting shot,
even more blood and gore,
Dolph Lundgren’s chemical engineering degree coming in handy,
Chuck Norris facts,
Van Damme’s accent,
the high number of Indiana Jones references,
“classic” combat,
our ideas for the next sequel,
the trailer for Seven Psychopaths (2012) ripping off David Spade’s Lost and Found (1999),
a 100-year-old locked safe in Rob’s basement,
world champion safe cracker Jeff Sitar,
opening the safe on the air in a future episode,
Nintendo Power magazine ceasing publication (1988-2012),
Rob’s attempt to sell a huge crate of old issues,
being duped into buying bad video games by Nintendo Power previews and reviews,
Robs dog eating cat vomit,
celebrity deaths (William Windom, Tony Scott, Neil Armstrong, Phyllis Diller, and Michael Clarke Duncan),
Jesse Ventura’s “poisoned bottle water” conspiracy,
the origin of the expression “the whole nine yards”,
Greg meeting John Schneider of Dukes of Hazzard and Smallville,
problems getting a good picture with him,
deciding what items to get signed,
Greg’s home-made Dukes of Hazzard birthday cake from 1982,
and Wezzer’s rendition of the Dukes of Hazzard theme song.

1982 – Greg’s Dukes of Hazzard birthday cake.

2012 – Greg with John Schneider, imitating the DVD cover.

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Sixth anniversary of the Paunch Stevenson Show (Part II)!

In this episode:

election lawn signs for Stallone and Hogan in Northern NJ,
Conrad Murray trial verdict in death of Michael Jackson,
more NJ pizzeria stereotypes,
get rich quick (the classy pizzeria),
celebrity death (Smokin’ Joe Frazier),
What Ever Happened To? (Judge Mills Lane and Fairuza Balk),
Adam Sandler cursing his female co-stars’ careers,
Greg meets the legendary William Shatner,
anecdotes from his new book Shatner Rules,
the movie Incubus (1966) spoken entirely in Esperanto,
In Living Color returning to Fox in 2012,
another celebrity death (Heavy D),
Johnny English Reborn (2011) starring Rowan Atkinson,
Rob’s fundamental categories of video games (fun, strategy, and wonder),
why can’t a one-person bathroom be unisex?,
the Paunch luck (we missed a chance to meet Stan Lee),
cheap 1980s Halloween costumes for children (Voltron, E.T., etc.),
super expensive price for Mark Hamill’s autograph or photo,
Greg meets the star of Hercules (Kevin Sorbo),
Greg meets Eliza Dushku at last!,
a motion ride using George Lucas’ Red Tails,
movie cars (1966 Batmobile, 1989 Batmobile, 1985 Back to the Future DeLorean),
Michael J. Fox impersonator,
Carroll Spinney, original voice and puppeteer of Big Bird and Oscar the Grouch,
New York Comic Con chaos and costumes,
KRE-O Transformers,
R2D2Builder.com R2-D2 working models,
tracking down a Quiznos restaurant,
Michael Jackson’s stoned singing,
and the return of the Hobo!